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0-dignity:

notlei:
“ when someone asks me about my best friend
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notlei:

when someone asks me about my best friend

stephanemiroux:

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

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we are off to a GREAT start

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wendyhsiao:

Darren Criss’s career is so fucking funny because he got his start as a dumb college kid writing and starring in a Harry Potter musical parody that went viral and then he was on Glee for a while and now he’s got a Golden Globe for playing a serial killer

Some of y'all care…too much…what I mean is…calm down. Breathe deeply. Go outside and look at some flowers. Then come back and reevaluate some of the things you’ve posted

naturetape:

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rubberupandshutup:

If “Fuck Collin” isn’t an option at some point in Bandersnatch I’m filing a complaint to Netflix about their blatant homophobia

youandmeforevermore:

me: im gonna try to not kill the dad

bandersnatch: you have to kill the dad

me:

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cosmicdisappointment
sent a message
Why are people getting so wound up over you being against minors in kink? Literally any respectable person doesn’t and shouldn’t want them involved because it’s both illegal in most cases and can give them wrong ideas about what relationships and sex really is

somekh:

I just said this on disc but like. It is one thing to talk in private with friends about what you’re into. Whatever. 16-17 year old people are discovering their kinks, just keep it with people their age and out of public.

It is another thing ENTIRELY to run a PUBLIC FETISH BLOG on SOCIAL MEDIA, where you are ACTIVELY INTERACTING WITH ADULTS IN SEXUAL CONTEXT. THATS BAD. THATS REALLY BAD. STOP DOING THAT.

I completely agree. Like i had a blog that was privated and like 2 people that I knew followed it and we’d talk about it. But I wouldn’t interact with kink blogs or make my own content or anything like that because there’s so many predators and sketchy stuff that goes on in those circles whether people want to admit to it or not

adenasamin:

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

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birdthany:

exeggcute:

the fact that ted kaczynski is still cited in textbooks for his math theorems and everyone is just like “well… he WAS very good at math……”

Thad Roberts stole a 600 lb safe full of moon rocks when he was interning at NASA, had sex on them, and then tried to sell them to undercover FBI agents. While in prison he wrote a critically-acclaimed book on quantum space theory, he served his sentence, published it, and now has his own website and Twitter where he talks about physics, but also openly discusses the theft, and he can be booked as a motivational speaker. 

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thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld:

Having sex with someone actually is a big deal and involves a ton of vulnerability and I think it’s extremely troubling and gross and unhealthy and actually exceptionally dangerous that we pretend otherwise and encourage people to “be mature” by compartmentalizing/completely eliminating their deeper human emotions from their sexuality and that any other view is dismissed as prudish and invalid and unenlightened and childish and restrictive. I can’t think about this too much because it makes me rage but I hate how much porn and capitalism have destroyed how we understand and experience sexuality and intimate connections with one another so much.

theglowpt2:

shout to any childrens media nowadays that has female characters who are just super fucking weird bc growing up i just remember lot of boy characters who got to be funny and weird and all the girl characters were like the serious ones who desired order and followed the rules meanwhile i was always running around barefoot and foaming at the mouth and eating snails and i barely knew what gender was